Of
the seven and a half years while I was in the Army, there were many times I was
angered with the Chain of Command of my units.
It seemed at times they would only focus on minute, pointless issues
over issues that did matter. For
instance, about a week or two ago I got into it with some stupid, brainless
minions that lost all way of thinking for themselves about unit PT shirts. You see, in the Army, and I do believe in the
other branches as well, units will have clothing with their insignias on it for
sale to their personnel. I never had an
issue with units doing this, I mean, if someone wants to wear clothing with
their unit insignia on it is fine by me.
The problem with it is units will try to force their Soldiers to buy
this clothing just so it looks like there is pride with the unit, and everyone
likes being in it. It’s not really so
much the sweatshirts or the sweatpants they offer for sale, it’s the t-shirts
that Soldiers can wear during PT sessions in the morning. I remember my past units where the First
Sergeant would tell the formation in the mornings that the shirts weren’t
required but encouraged to buy, and when I say encouraged the leaders in the
company would almost harass Solider into buying these shirts. Some of the things these leaders would pull
are assigning a Soldier to more CQ/Battalion Staff Duty than usual, deny their
leave form, or not give them a weekend pass.
Just a bunch of immature, high school inspired bullying only to purchase
something that is technically not authorized under AR 670-1. Now, some of you may say “It is authorized,
under command discretion”, that only means it’s an in-unit authorization under
Battalion Command, and it doesn’t say in AR 670-1 that it’s required to have. It states the standard-issue physical fitness
uniform consists of the following components: a. Jacket. b. Pants. c. Trunks.
d. T-shirt. e. Undergarments. f. Footwear. g. Socks., and that is it, no unit
t-shirt in there. If a unit tries to
state it’s a requirement to have, they are wrong and can be punished under UCMJ
to make such a statement. To be honest,
if units really wanted their Soldiers to wear unit PT shirt, then the unit can purchase
them for their troops and issue them out, or have the leaders contribute money into
purchasing the shirts which I’ve seen done before. Other items units always seem to try to
enforce Soldiers to purchase are jump boots, Stetson hats, or any other special
items that come along with being in specific units. For instance, jump boots you would only wear
if you’re in an Airborne unit or an Air Assault unit. I was stationed at Fort Campbell for a better
part of four years in my time in the Army, and I remember my unit didn’t really
enforce the purchase of jump boots to its Soldiers, but I did know some people
in units that did so, even if you didn’t become Air Assault qualified. To me, being I never became Airborne or Air
Assault qualified, buying and wearing jump boots would’ve been, say, sacrilegious. Unless I became one of those, I had no
business wearing them. However, you can
only wear them while you’re in that particular unit, and once you go into a
unit that isn’t an Airborne or Air Assault unit, you can no longer wear
them. The same goes for Stetson hats,
an item very special to Cavalry units in the Army. I’ve also known people in Cavalry units that
weren’t even Cav Scouts where their leadership wanted and tried enforcing them
to purchase a Stetson hat. Now, I know
some Cavalry units won’t let you wear one until you’ve done a Spur Ride, which
is a traditional activity done by Cav units with new personnel. It usually can be a variety of activities,
like a PT test, a rifle range, ruck marching, or all three together where you
have a score very high in. Others included
just drinking a nasty concoction out of your combat boot. Either way, like jump boots, I would feel it
would be sacrilegious to wear a Stetson hat if not performing a Spur Ride of
some sort. But enforcing Soldiers to
purchase jump boots or a Stetson hat is very unacceptable, considering these
are not cheap at all. Finally, this isn’t
an item of purchase, but I feel it’s something that also goes along with the
lines of this subject; Battalion Balls.
Every unit I was part of always pushed to get all their Soldiers to be
pathetic, high school inspired dances so leaders could show there’s comradery within
the unit. What a load of bullshit! I
mean, units were so serious about these that Soldier had to go to the Battalion
Sergeant Major and explain why they couldn’t go to a ball if they weren’t going
to go. It’s funny how the Army tries to say
their family-friendly with their personnel, but then turn around enforce them
to go to functions that are really nothing more than brown nose fests. Let your Soldiers have lives for God’s sake,
and let them spend time with their families as much as they can because when it
comes time to deployments or even field training, at least their Soldiers have
gotten reasonable time to be with their own families. I have fucking spoken!
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The Angry Private!
US Army Ordnance Corps 2009-2017
OEF 2010-2011
